Yesterday I went to a pure romance party, and had SO much fun. We had to bring a banana for a game, so on my way to the party I had to stop at Meijers.
I wish I had my camera with me because in my cart was a bunch of bananas (that I fondled to make sure I got the Longest, Firmest one), A huge bottle of my favorite liquor Bacardi Dragon berry, and a 2-liter of Mountain Dew.
Believe me....I KNOW how to pick a BANANA.
Here is a recipe for the BEST drink EVER BacardSKI!!!
Bacardi Dragon Berry
Mountain Dew (the dewski)
Mix together and get drunk FAST!!!
Anyways, at the party we played games and I won a FREE COOCHY!!! YAY!! Im so excited, because I never had a coochy before. I get to try one, and I didn't even have to pay.
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| Shaving cream for your lady parts |
I bought this:
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| Shimmertime Shimmering Body Cream |
Yes, I know I am LAME I bought make-up at a sex toy party......wat a loser....LOL....just kidding. I wanted so much stuff that Im hosting my own party in a few weeks.
OMG.. Thats gonna be on Walmart.com....lol So what did you need the banana for?
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